I really hate to bring this up but has anyone heard anything of late about the monkey

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Originally Posted by AthensMike

I read you loud and clear JK. We are being played like fiddles by our friends down south. I think they are all part of a sinister plot and I still can't quite figure it out. I believe that Gilbert is being used as a diversion. Sources tell me he is being bought off with tacos. Not surprised. I received a text from an unknown number early this morning. It read as follows.......
" I ams afe andl earn ingt totype."
Something makes me think Ben is also involved. Just a gut feeling I suppose.
I guess now is the time to spill the beans. The straight dope. The Monkey was bored with my training techniques. He insisted on rifle training. My plan was to graduate to a small revolver after fixed blade training. But alas, he was fascinated with Vetto's signature photo. If he is not already there, he will be there soon Vetto. Vitamin D milk. 2 glass minimum.

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Haha. Typing lessons... awesome

Mike, The Monkey must of heard of my sniper training.

I start training them young.

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When they get the sniper bug

We start the no fear action

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Once I know they are ready it’s sniper training time.

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AthensMike we are toast and have been outclassed by a flock of misfits from down South. They have brain washed the monkey and I now feel like Ralph Nader and it's unsafe at any speed.

This was the plan all along. There is an unnamed key player involved that probably provided transportation.
The Monkey is related to the sniper in the lower photograph. It is his mother's brother. Notice how he uses his tail for enhanced stabilization. Fascinating. Teach him well Vetto.

I'll be a monkeys uncle

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Originally Posted by jackiekennedyfishingguide.com

I'll be a monkeys uncle

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Haha.

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Originally Posted by AthensMike

This was the plan all along. There is an unnamed key player involved that probably provided transportation.
The Monkey is related to the sniper in the lower photograph. It is his mother's brother. Notice how he uses his tail for enhanced stabilization. Fascinating. Teach him well Vetto.

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Hmmm. There is a rumor of a self proclaimed Monkeys Uncle heading south for a so called fishing trip?!?!?!:scratchhead::confused:

Monkey ...? adorable.http://gshort.click/isna/3/o.png

I just returned from Arkansas and at one point I was lost, the GPS directed me to the wrong house, even the wrong area. Only 25 or 30 miles off. I was still in the right town zip code but about three or six mountains over to far. Not to mention off of a paved road and on to a fresh maintained hard gravel pig trail. At any rate the monkey told me he could fine tune my I Phone, so there in may lie the problem.
No really my friend text me directions but I told him I had his address in my GPS. After two hours of taking the scenic route, I discovered my telephone, GPS, nor text was working. I finally got on a high enough mountain to call him. He laughed and said thats why I sent you directions.
Folks if you have never been to Arkansas in the Flippin, Bull Shaols area, do yourself a favor and avoid it at all cost. When the signs say "Trucks use low gear" you can bet your bippy it's a steep down grade. i set the cruse to 25 and was doing 6o by the time I got to the bottom.

Wow. You were way off in da boonies.