Subject: Apache Tribe Gives Sen. Kerry An Indian Name


Apache Tribe Gives Sen. Kerry An Indian Name[mc]

San Carlos, AZ News Release of Senator Kerry Visit Here:

During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation recently, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year.

Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES for every Indian issue bill ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate John Kerry with a ceremonial plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Running Eagle".

After Senator Kerry left the reservation, tribal officials explained how they decided on this Indian name by saying that a Running Eagle is a bird so full of **** it can't fly.