JJHJJ,
If I can offer a bit of advice, Little Man.
I will, any day, offer myself against you in the area of education, experiance, knowledge, worldly experiance, and yes, abilities, as you seem to lack a great deal in all areas,
You remind me very much of the recent dearly departed "Minister of Public Information" for an unnamed fallen dynesty. As you surround yourself with ignorance you mouth seems to run without your mind being in gear.
That being said, retreat into your hole of self pity and take a few hours to compose an answer.
Hooker