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THE MOON

Two ________ living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........and
one ______ says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
away..........Florida or the moon?"

The other _______ turns and says "Helloooooooooo!!! can you see
Florida.......?????"

RIVER WALK
There's this ________ out for a walk. She/He comes to a river and sees
another _______ on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she/He shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second _____ looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
"You ARE on the other side."