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    Randy
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    BOUDREAUX'S DAUGHTER

    Boudreaux's unmarried daughter tells her
    parents she is very sorry but thinks she is
    expecting. Very worried, they go to the drugstore to
    buy a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that yes,
    she is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, and crying,
    Boudreaux says, "Who 'dat pig what did you like
    'dis? I want to know!"

    The daughter picks up the phone and makes a
    call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front
    of Boudreaux's house. A distinguished man ,
    impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps
    out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the
    living room with Boudreaux, his wife and daughter
    and tells them, Good morning, your daughter has
    informed me of the problem. I can't marry her
    because of my personal family situation, but I'll
    take responsibility.

    "If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two
    retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a
    $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my
    legacy will be a couple of factories and a
    $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a
    factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
    miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained
    silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder
    and tells him, "'Den you try agin!"

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    Same thing happened to me Cher.
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