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    The innocence and quickness of kids

    The innocence and quickness of kids...



    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

    MARIA: Here it is.

    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

    CLASS: Maria.

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    TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?

    FRANK: Because of the sign..

    TEACHER: What sign?

    FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

    WINNIE: Me!

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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

    MILLIE: I is...

    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

    MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

    CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD: A teacher.
    Make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!

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    Registerd user Master in FishingTX dwaynez's Avatar
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    LOL! Pretty cute Ben
    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
    -Mark Twain

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