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    hahahahaha
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    BREAKING............
    The monkey just contacted me via face time. Communication is still a bit sketchy and this is the only info I can confirm and pass along.
    Seems the folks at CNN saw him on YouTube and scheduled an on air interview. Also on the panel is a famous actress that goes by the name of Stormy. At this point he became extremely excited and I couldn't understand anything he was trying to tell me. He threw the phone at an old radio that was playing a song that may, or may not be titled "Jolene". Doesn't matter. The mission has been compromised.
    I am anxiously waiting for the next video. I have faith in the lil guy. Focus, focus, focus.
    It's knowin' that your door is always open sideways and your path is free to walk......

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    Haha

    Stormy is his cryptonite. He’s weak in the knees already.

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    The monkey and Elvis have both left the building. Gilbert was waiting in his homemade 69 convertible and they are headed for destinations unknown.
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    Lil guy seems comfortable, happy and relaxed. Kudos to his caregiver. His little eyes are scanning the area for any suspicious movement. Like a ninja. This is great. Back to work.
    It's knowin' that your door is always open sideways and your path is free to walk......

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    Lil Ninja is back
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    Hope the little monkey is doing okay this
. I'm guessing I need to subscribe to the channel to find out.

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    The Monkey has been hanging out at our place for the last 2 weeks Maurice. He spends his days sleeping and going through hacked content from JK's computer phone. I honestly had no idea that monkeys could laugh. When the sun goes down he goes to the pond and hangs from the under side of the dock. Motionless, like a bat or ninja. He had me drive him to a boat ramp in Gun Barrel City. There was a large dock area beside the ramp. He ducked down in the floor board and motioned for me to do a quick u-turn and leave. He had a distinct look of intent and confidence on his little monkey face. His recon training is paying off. Bigly.
    It's knowin' that your door is always open sideways and your path is free to walk......

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    I give up, I've been set up by a monkey and some other undesirable. I'm going back to being homeless and sleeping under a bridge.
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