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    Quote Originally Posted by AthensMike View Post
    I read you loud and clear JK. We are being played like fiddles by our friends down south. I think they are all part of a sinister plot and I still can't quite figure it out. I believe that Gilbert is being used as a diversion. Sources tell me he is being bought off with tacos. Not surprised. I received a text from an unknown number early this morning. It read as follows.......
    " I ams afe andl earn ingt totype."
    Something makes me think Ben is also involved. Just a gut feeling I suppose.
    I guess now is the time to spill the beans. The straight dope. The Monkey was bored with my training techniques. He insisted on rifle training. My plan was to graduate to a small revolver after fixed blade training. But alas, he was fascinated with Vetto's signature photo. If he is not already there, he will be there soon Vetto. Vitamin D milk. 2 glass minimum.
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    Mike, The Monkey must of heard of my sniper training.

    I start training them young.

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    When they get the sniper bug

    We start the no fear action

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    Once I know they are ready it’s sniper training time.

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    AthensMike we are toast and have been outclassed by a flock of misfits from down South. They have brain washed the monkey and I now feel like Ralph Nader and it's unsafe at any speed.
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    This was the plan all along. There is an unnamed key player involved that probably provided transportation.
    The Monkey is related to the sniper in the lower photograph. It is his mother's brother. Notice how he uses his tail for enhanced stabilization. Fascinating. Teach him well Vetto.
    It's knowin' that your door is always open and your path is free to walk......

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    I'll be a monkeys uncle
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackiekennedyfishingguide.com View Post
    I'll be a monkeys uncle
    Haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AthensMike View Post
    This was the plan all along. There is an unnamed key player involved that probably provided transportation.
    The Monkey is related to the sniper in the lower photograph. It is his mother's brother. Notice how he uses his tail for enhanced stabilization. Fascinating. Teach him well Vetto.

    Hmmm. There is a rumor of a self proclaimed Monkeys Uncle heading south for a so called fishing trip?!?!?!
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    Monkey ...? adorable.

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