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    Quote Originally Posted by AthensMike View Post
    I knew things would go awry without the Malinois in the picture. Major fail. I miss The Monkey but am somewhat relieved he has seemed to take a liking to JK. I wouldn't trust him just yet with an unattended knife in the area. He took well to training with a fixed blade. Almost too good.
    Please tell him I said hello and he has mail here he needs to pick up.
    Bawhahaha
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    The monkey said you cosigned the note so kindly make the payments, and nothing is free except for the monkey business.
    I threated to backhanded the monkey until it pulled the knife on me, we compromised and are now sharing the head monkey position.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackiekennedyfishingguide.com View Post
    The monkey said you cosigned the note so kindly make the payments, and nothing is free except for the monkey business.
    I threated to backhanded the monkey until it pulled the knife on me, we compromised and are now sharing the head monkey position.
    Hmmm I guess that's team work? That make y'all a backhanding , knife pulling monkey.
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    The monkey is gone. Left a note that said going to see my Taco Twisting friend down South. Unsure if that is Gilbert, Vett0, or Gentleben. At any rate it's gone just as I had finally finished training.
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    Well, well, well. He shouldn't have pulled the knife on you JK but..........I did tell you he wanted to be addressed as The Monkey. Not a very hard thing to do in my opinion. And now.........and now..........he is gone. I am sad and terribly worried about the little guy.
    Just a little advice to my friends down south when he shows up...........he is A okay as long as you address him as The Monkey. He has also developed a yuge craving for vitamin D milk. 2 glass minimum.
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    Now it comes to light I was giving it low fat milk started on 2% then moved to 1% and on down to skimmed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackiekennedyfishingguide.com View Post
    The monkey is gone. Left a note that said going to see my Taco Twisting friend down South. Unsure if that is Gilbert, Vett0, or Gentleben. At any rate it's gone just as I had finally finished training.
    Must be why Gil is MIA. They are on a taco feeding around Houston spree.
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    Great the monkey can be like Gilbert's tenth finger helper and assist him rolingl tacos and whatever else he is rolling. Most likely vacation money and such. How in the heck can a worked hardened person need a helper?
    One thing for sure AthensMike can and will be known as the best monkey instructor on fishingTX, probably all of South and Central TX to boot. I also heard he has a grinder and monkey in training for the Blackeyed Pea Jamboree formerly known as the Old Fiddlers Contest. Held on the town square in Henderson County.
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    I read you loud and clear JK. We are being played like fiddles by our friends down south. I think they are all part of a sinister plot and I still can't quite figure it out. I believe that Gilbert is being used as a diversion. Sources tell me he is being bought off with tacos. Not surprised. I received a text from an unknown number early this morning. It read as follows.......
    " I ams afe andl earn ingt totype."
    Something makes me think Ben is also involved. Just a gut feeling I suppose.
    I guess now is the time to spill the beans. The straight dope. The Monkey was bored with my training techniques. He insisted on rifle training. My plan was to graduate to a small revolver after fixed blade training. But alas, he was fascinated with Vetto's signature photo. If he is not already there, he will be there soon Vetto. Vitamin D milk. 2 glass minimum.
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    and like the jitterbug that just plumb evaded me.
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