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    Randy
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    twas da

    Twas da Night Befoe
    Twas the night befoe the Muster, when all thru tha shack,

    Not a creature was stirrin, not even that potlickin dog I keep out back,
    I just got home from the bait house and headed fer bed,
    I had visions of Flagging jugs runnin all thru ma head,
    I could already hear tha gang yellin, wanna bet…wanna bet….…
    Hurry hurry GET THA NET.
    Ther wuz Medula, Piper and Ben, T-111-5, Wayne and Tracker,
    You can bet they aint a slacker,,,
    As I laid there and listened to my areator in the next room,
    I jus knew she would find my bait in the bathroom,
    The essence of stink bait filled the air,
    We wuz going fishin dint noboby care…
    I squinted at the clock to check the time,
    Man dis is hard to make it rym,
    Just as I started to doze, I heard dis awful clatter,
    I sprung from tha bed to see whatsda matter,
    I fumbled and stumbled and turned on tha light,
    Oh my god what a terrible sight,
    There wuz blood and guts all over tha room,
    Cuz I wasn’t sposed to be keeping bait in the bathroom,
    He saw me as I raised ma gun,
    Man, that cat sure could run,
    As I looked on I got really really mad,
    That cat eat all my shad,
    I cleaned up tha mess as I listened to moma yell,
    It wuzn’t long and she wuz over her hissy spell,
    I finally made it back to tha bed,
    I soon had visions of dem flagging jugs in ma head….

    Dats it……

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    Senior Member Master in FishingTX Gentleben's Avatar
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    Hill yarious

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    john
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    That is good Randy.

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    Good job Randy!
    Whitebassfisher
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    Way da go Randy. That was funny and some good rymin!
    And GOD said:

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    stubblefieldcrappie
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    i like it randy, now thats creativity.

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    Give me a sense of humor, Lord;
    Give me the grace to see a joke,
    To get some humor out of life,
    And pass it on to other folk.
    Amen!

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    nautic2200
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    That's agood one right there!

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    Ole Bill
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    yu learn sumthin everyday that ought to down in history and pre served at every christmas gatherin from now on.

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    Randy, did you write this while sitting on the stump?

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