I Know I Are One Are You???????

[Randy]

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if:It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a redneck if:You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:You treat all veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if:You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:You'd give your last dollar to a friend.


God Bless the USA!
May the LORD bless you & yours..............

[Ole Bill]

i have already done that c ause im a bonafidey official dyed in the wool redneck country boy

[Layton]

I am a redneck since I was a lil fella.

[Pawpop]

Thanks Randy! that goes to show, you don't need money to be RICH.

[T-111-5]

Count me in Randy ... I'm a redneck and da-- proud of it. All for Readnecks Stand up an be counted!!!!! :stooges:

[nautic2200]

I guess I still are one.

[john]

I reckon that would be me too.