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Thread: My Mother Taught Me About:

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    Randy
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    My Mother Taught Me About:

    1. RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
    2. TIME TRAVEL. “If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
    3. LOGIC. “Because I said so, that's why.”
    4. MORE LOGIC. “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.”
    5. IRONY. “Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.”
    6. THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
    7. CONTORTIONISM. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
    8. STAMINA. “You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
    9. WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
    10. HYPOCRISY. “If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!”
    11. THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
    12. BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. “Stop acting like your father!”
    13. ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.”
    14. ESP. “Put your sweater on. Don't you think I know when you are cold?”
    15. HUMOR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.”
    16. GENETICS. “You're just like your father.”
    17. MY ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
    18. JUSTICE. “One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.”
    Last edited by Randy; 01-06-2007 at 07:46 PM.

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    Senior Member Master in FishingTX gator's Avatar
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    thats to funny i read this to my son and daughter in law they thought it was funny said it sounded like me
    Give me a sense of humor, Lord;
    Give me the grace to see a joke,
    To get some humor out of life,
    And pass it on to other folk.
    Amen!

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    randy.....you sure we weren't brothers?.....sounds just like my mom.......can hear her saying all those phrases......
    Clark.......gigem '91

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    wowie!!:Chammer:

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    thats my momma

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    I did'nt know how much mothers were alike.
    And GOD said:

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