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    From a Maryland resident to his senator)

    The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
    309 Hart
    WashingtonDC, 20510

    Dear Senator Sarbanes,

    As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
    Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
    Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
    for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

    My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
    illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate
    and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
    accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the
    United States for five
    years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
    no income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I
    see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures
    it out.

    Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes
    every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
    taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
    apply to
    be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and
    my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

    Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
    emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
    premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save
    almost $10,000
    a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my
    daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
    applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges
    throughout the
    United States for my son.

    Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden
    of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance
    premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college
    age children driving my car.

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    Registerd user Master in FishingTX dwaynez's Avatar
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    Ole Bill
    me to ben what ever that meant i think i will copy and paste this and put my name on it and send it to my senator

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