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    in a house off a road

    more important stuff

    An Old Farmer's Advice:


    > * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.
    > * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
    > * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
    > * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
    > * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
    > * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
    > * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
    > * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
    > * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
    > * You cannot unsay a cruel word.
    > * Every path has a few puddles.
    > * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
    > * The best sermons are lived, not preached.
    > * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen
    > anyway.
    > * Don't judge folks by their relatives.
    > * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
    > * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back
    > you'll enjoy it a second time.
    > * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
    > * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
    > * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
    > diggin'
    > * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got
    > * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with,
    > watches you from the mirror every mornin'."
    > * Always drink upstream from the herd.
    > * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad
    > judgment.
    > * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin'
    > back in
    > *If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
    > orderin' somebody else's dog around
    > * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the

    > rest to God.
    Give me a sense of humor, Lord;
    Give me the grace to see a joke,
    To get some humor out of life,
    And pass it on to other folk.

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    Ole Bill
    thats some darn good advice and that sure reminds me of ole TW in that pic

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