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02-05-2010, 01:52 PM
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Those Texans
A Texan is drinking in a Colorado bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas , Folks. . .like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, You're the father of the baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?" "The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born." The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised." God Bless Texas !!!
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RodSmith American by Birth Southern by Heritage Texan by the Grace of God Last edited by RodSmith : 02-05-2010 at 08:30 PM. 
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02-05-2010, 04:35 PM
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thats a good one
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