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HawgHunter
04-18-2008, 12:42 PM
When the heck were you dating some broad name michelle in crockett?

That was the headline and content of an email from my wife a little while ago....followed by a phone call asking pretty much the same question....with some addittude:lighting: ! My wife is writing a policy for a lady from Lufkin who bought a car from a dealer in Crockett....she had to call the dealer to verify and happened on the phone with this michelle who says she not only knows me, but use to date me. She asks my wife how long we had been married to which she responded '4 years'....michelles tells her it was a little more than 4 years ago....well....my wife and I have been together for 7 years!:new_shocked: My brain starts clicking....michelle....michelle....michelle....?? ?? I don't remember dating any michelle....anywhere....anytime! I could only think of 2 michelle's....one from Houston who was an old friends ex from about 15 years ago. The other was from Crockett, but was one of my ex's, Dad's, ex-wife....:confused: I tell my wife as much, but she's still not happy. So, when I got off the phone with her, I did what any red blooded man would do....I called my Mom! Told her what I knew and it turns out it's the ex-wife. Now I was really like 'what the!?' My mom says that the lady is just trying to stir up trouble???? I only met this lady twice....I mean, I know there's not much to do in the boonies but come on! I got it all cleared up with my wife....and Michelle won't have a job much longer....but isn't that just the most messed up mess you've ever heard.

Blast&Cast
04-18-2008, 02:20 PM
Sounds like a soap opera.....glad you got it cleared up with your wife

HawgHunter
04-18-2008, 02:23 PM
Right!....And these are the days of our lives....:help:

john
04-18-2008, 03:03 PM
Player,player..Man those days never leave you....I am glad it straight and hope miss Michelle gets hers...Carma will get her.Just kiddin about the player days but mine still haunt me at times.

HawgHunter
04-18-2008, 03:16 PM
Heh heh....I've had a few from the past try to come back and haunt me....but they were all snapped back into reality by my wife.:chop:

I still have one that comes around every now and then who has a 6 year old daughter that she says is mine. But, not only did she put some other mans name on the birth certificate, but it seems I'm the only willing participant in a DNA test.

Thats from my episode of General Hospital.:applause:

Ole Bill
04-18-2008, 04:45 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_8_14.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZU) OMG not here too i just cant stands it no more soap opries on fishingtx whats this world commin to aint nuthin sacred anymore waaaaaauuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_12_169.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZU)

LuckyBass13
04-18-2008, 06:48 PM
at that time ya da plaz??:secret:

kingwoodcatfisherman
04-18-2008, 07:50 PM
Shoot, I tell my wife all the time women are flirting with me and trying to pick me up !!!! She usually falls on the ground in uncontrollable laughter !! :) :) :)

LuckyBass13
04-18-2008, 09:55 PM
Shoot, I tell my wife all the time women are flirting with me and trying to pick me up !!!! She usually falls on the ground in uncontrollable laughter !! :) :) :)
and why is that????

Gentleben
04-19-2008, 06:05 AM
Hey don;t knock it us shut ins enjo ya liitle occassional drama!!!!!!!!!!!:icon_wink:
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_8_14.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZU) OMG not here too i just cant stands it no more soap opries on fishingtx whats this world commin to aint nuthin sacred anymore waaaaaauuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_12_169.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZU)

Gentleben
04-19-2008, 06:07 AM
DAng lucky jus check ou the mug on taht thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and why is that????

gator
04-19-2008, 08:20 AM
my wife would just laugh and ask her if she wants me back now that hurts

kingwoodcatfisherman
04-19-2008, 10:26 AM
and why is that????

Three words LuckyBass13 !!! Fat !!! Short !! and Broke !!! :) :) :) :)

LuckyBass13
04-19-2008, 11:18 AM
Three words LuckyBass13 !!! Fat !!! Short !! and Broke !!! :) :) :) :)

How can u be broke when u have that car behind you? I cant even afford to have that car in my garage. lol. Meaning I am skinny !!!! short !!!!! and broke!!! that suit me. haha.