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BassingtxLady
01-07-2009, 03:40 PM
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Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation
bangs
on your door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect,
you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a
better pastor,
it only needs to pray
for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose
to judge a man
until he is dead.
So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.

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Peace starts
with a smile.

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I don't know why
some people change churches;
what difference does it make
which one
you stay home from?

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A lot of church members
who are singing
'Standing on the Promises'
are just
sitting on the premises.

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We were called to
be witnesses,
not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men.
You catch them -
He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when
God chooses
to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark
where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men
to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits
create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross,
not the curve.

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God loves everyone,
but probably prefers
'fruits of the spirit'
over 'religious nuts!'

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God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.

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He who angers you,
controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot -
swap seats!

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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions
just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us
is never as great as
the Power behind us.

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The Will of God
never takes you to
where the Grace of God
will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.

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You can tell how big
a person is
by what it takes
to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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God Bless you today and always.

NewCaneyFishingLady
01-07-2009, 04:09 PM
I like those! Thanks Rod!

CAT KILLER EAST TEXAS
01-07-2009, 04:35 PM
Absolutely Love It! I Was Thinking If We Put Some Of These Up On The Church Sign We Might Not Have A Soul For Church On Sunday! Wow

dwaynez
01-08-2009, 11:00 PM
Nice Post, good one's in that list