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jackiekennedyfishingguide.com
01-03-2010, 06:34 PM
Well, now......here's something I never knew before and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing .

ruskeltheblackbassman
01-03-2010, 06:38 PM
oh wow thats a good one.

Randy
01-03-2010, 07:53 PM
Ummm, will that stand up in court,,, just wunderin........

BassingtxLady
01-03-2010, 08:13 PM
WTG JK. I always wondered why the French were so offended because we gave them the English wave. Unfortunately, almost everyone else too.

Bass Fishin Tejanos
01-03-2010, 08:26 PM
Now that's funny.LMBO

vett0111
01-03-2010, 09:16 PM
Thanks Jackie. Neat info there

GILBERT G
01-03-2010, 09:28 PM
as often as I do that I wonder`d why they wave back
lol

kingwoodcatfisherman
01-03-2010, 10:06 PM
There must be a lot of French driving on the freeways in houston !! LOL

jackiekennedyfishingguide.com
01-04-2010, 05:31 AM
There must be a lot of French driving on the freeways in houston !! LOL

Yes, and ya'll need to come fetch those who escaped and moved up to the metromess.

Scotta
01-04-2010, 12:17 PM
Now that is having entirely too much time on ones hands

roadtrip57
01-04-2010, 12:51 PM
history is cool, last great act of defiance weither it is the peace sign or half of it,,

vett0111
01-04-2010, 11:29 PM
Now that is having entirely too much time on ones hands

LOL to funny Scott