Life Before Computers

[Randy]

LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

[SIG70]

and the internet was that free pair of underwear that came sewed in your birdwells "swim trunks"

[Gentleben]

Sig70, where ya been thought the Booger bear got you ???I never knew swim trucks, my mom said don't go near the tank til you learn how to swim that's why you always see me wearing my PFD :shock: