Petrino no longer a razorback

[jackiekennedyfishingguide.com]

much like the little dog that crossed the RR track and the train cut off a piece of his tail, he sat and waited and waited until he felt it was safe to go back and get the small piece of tail. As he started back across a fast train ran over him and cut his head off. Moral of the story, Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail.
those dang telephones, a fish wouldn't get caught if it kept his mouth shut.
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/apnewsbreak-petrino-mistress-frequent-contact-204429723--ncaaf.html

[Lou The Fisherman]

Deadgummit - being an old Arkansas boy I hated to see this happen.

He most definintely spent too much time thinking with the wrong head!

[TexasHawkeye]

This was sad news for this old Razorback (1961). When I first heard the news I told my wife they should fire him for being dumb and riding a motorcycle without a helmet. Then, the other news came out ??. Lou, just think what kind of record we could have had if he would have given the Razorbacks his "undivided" attention!!