Gentleben
03-21-2020, 07:13 PM
Today was my birthday; that's right I turned 72 yrs young and while -I normally throw myself a big surprise party this time was different with the virus epidemic and all..
So my lady gets all dressed up and puts on some of that $80.00 bottle perfume and says "what would you like to do since its your birthday you can do anything you want',i said anything ,she said yes.
I said, well ; I want to go bream fishing!! My luck even the bream were in quarantine !!! Not a bite but got to go!!
Reminds me of the old man was fishing in his boat when this frog came swimming by asking to be picked it up.. frog said kiss me and i will turn into the most beautiful woman you ever seen and satisfy all of your desires.. man put the frog in his pocket , frog said hey did you here what I said , old man said yes but at my age a talking frog will do !!
:new_birthday:
Happy Birthday to me y'all
So my lady gets all dressed up and puts on some of that $80.00 bottle perfume and says "what would you like to do since its your birthday you can do anything you want',i said anything ,she said yes.
I said, well ; I want to go bream fishing!! My luck even the bream were in quarantine !!! Not a bite but got to go!!
Reminds me of the old man was fishing in his boat when this frog came swimming by asking to be picked it up.. frog said kiss me and i will turn into the most beautiful woman you ever seen and satisfy all of your desires.. man put the frog in his pocket , frog said hey did you here what I said , old man said yes but at my age a talking frog will do !!
:new_birthday:
Happy Birthday to me y'all