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    Saying the right thing

    Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He
    forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple
    of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to
    them, a single red rose!

    Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
    and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
    order, Spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
    aspirins, cringes when He sees a huge black eye staring back at
    him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
    breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"

    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
    and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack
    asks, Son...what happened last night?"

    Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
    broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
    you ran into the door."

    "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a
    rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
    His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
    when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
    lady, I'm married!"

    Broken furniture - $85.26
    Hot Breakfast - $4.20
    Red Rose bud -$3.00
    Two Aspirins -$.38
    Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.

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    Member Hooked on FishingTX
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    Humble TX
    LOL, thats the best jke I have heard in awhile

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    :rofl: :multi: :-)

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    Administrator Master in FishingTX Gentleben's Avatar
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    :agrue: what a day
    I was while all tah t went on
    that :morning: it was graet :silly: there will be some :changes: :robot: :shock: :x or there will be :2gunfire:

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